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MIKE MOONEY

BIRTHDAY:
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(FOUND IN DUMPSTER BEHIND LIQUOR STORE)
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING? AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER.  OH THE GUITAR? ABOUT 20 YEARS.
EQUIPMENT:
  • CONDOMS,  HANDCUFFS,  DUCT TAPE,  WHATEVER'S HANDY.  OH YEAH,  MARK BOUGHT ME A SWEET OVATION ACOUSTIC.
  • PAST PROJECTS & BANDS: I STARTED OUT AS A TEACHER.  SOME OF MY STUDENTS INCLUDED; LENNY KRAVITZ,  CHRISSIE HYNDE  &  THAT GUY THAT USED TO PLAY FOR SPARE CHANGE IN NORTH STATION.  I HELPED JIMMY PAGE TUNE UP HIS TECHNIQUE BEFORE THAT WHOLE PAGE & PLANT THING.  I PREFER TO REMAIN BEHIND THE SCENES.   I DID A LOT OF WRITING IN THE 80'S.  I WROTE SOME STUFF FOR FLOCK OF SEAGULLS,  WHAM  AND  PETER GABRIEL,  YEAH,  SLEDGEHAMMER, THAT WAS ONE OF MINE.
    MUSICAL INFLUENCES: I GREW UP ON  LAWRENCE WELK.  DON'T GET ME WRONG,  I LOVE ROCK & ROLL, BUT MY HEART WILL ALWAYS BE DANCING TO A GOOD POLKA !
    WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO LATELY?   I'M REALLY INTO YANNI & KENNY G. RIGHT NOW.  THOSE GUYS ARE WAY UNDERRATED.
    WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING IN A BAND? LUGGING THE GEAR !!!  SURE PLAYING FOR AN AUDIENCE IS COOL AND EVERYTHING.  IN REALITY I JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL ITS OVER SO I CAN CARRY ALL THE SHIT BACK TO THE TRAILER.  THE PENGUINS ARE NICE TOO.  A LOT OF REALLY HOT PENGUINS ARE INTO MUSICIANS.
    WHAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT PLAYING IN A BAND?  IT WOULD HAVE TO BE THE CHICKS !  WHAT A PAIN IN THE ASS !  I'M A BUSY GUY, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ALL THESE CHICKS HANGIN' ALL OVER ME AFTER A SHOW.  COME ON !  ORAL SEX, I DON'T THINK SO SWEETIE !  THERE'S PROBABLY SOMETHING GOOD ON THE SCI FI CHANNEL.
    FAVORITE MOVIES: SINGING IN THE RAIN,  EARNEST GOES TO IRAQ,  DOWN ON THE FARM
    FAVORITE TV SHOWS:  IRON CHEF,  MARTHA STEWART LIVING,  THOSE SCRAMBLED PORN CHANNELS, IF YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND BLINK YOUR EYES, YOU CAN KINDA SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
    FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS: ANY OF THOSE FEMALE SPEED SKATING TEAMS FROM EASTERN EUROPE.  MY GOD,  YOU'LL NEVER FIND AN ASS THAT NICE HERE IN THE STATES !  AND THOSE SPANDEX OUTFITS THEY WEAR,  YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THEIR TESTICLES.
    FAVORITE FOODS: SARDINES, GARLIC BREAD, & ONION BAGELS
    FAVORITE RESTAURANT(S): TACO BELL
    FAVORITE BEER OR DRINK:  IT'S ALL GOOD !
    FAVORITE COLOR: PAISLEY
    WHAT PISSES YOU OFF? EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS.  YEAH RIGHT !  I'VE WRITTEN THOUSANDS OF LETTERS AND INITIATED SEVERAL BILLS THROUGH CONGRESS AND THEY STILL DON'T MAKE THEM BIG ENOUGH.  THANK GOD FOR SURGICAL GLOVES !  THE NICE THING ABOUT THAT IS YOU GET FIVE RESERVOIR TIPS INSTEAD OF ONE.
    NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, 2005 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS?  I DON'T REALLY FOLLOW THE SPORT OF BOWLING THAT CLOSELY.
    WHO ARE YOUR HEROES?
    MARK CERASUOLO
    PEE WEE HERMAN & GEORGE MICHAEL
    GINGER OR MARYANNE? THE SKIPPER
    FAVORITE QUOTE, YOURS OR SOMEONE ELSE'S:  "JESUS #*%$ CHRIST,  THAT THINGS NEVER GONNA FLUSH !"

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    Revised: January 27, 2013